Safe sex is the best sex.

The video below reminds me of three things:

First, the first time I had sex. I saw my potential partner's love zone and thought to myself: "That isn't how it looks on T.V."

Next, the first time I ever had a young lady in my mother's house. My mom wasn't home, but I made sure to keep extra quiet because I was sure that she either had the place bugged or that she had some secret mother hearing.

Finally, I have a good friend who once told me that was having sex that was so good that before ejaculation he took his condom off. Not so surprisingly, he has approximately 4 children, is not married, and has yet to turn 30 years old.

The moral of the story is that the safest sex is balloon sex!

Durex Balloon Animal Ad, "Get it on."