Sinceely,
Professional Rationalist
10. Boxing Hall of Fame
They did the right thing by inducting Mike Tyson into the Hall of Fame....They did the piss-worthy thing by adding Sylvester Stallone for his roll as Rocky.
You can’t be considered one of the greatest boxers if you never boxed.
9. Sixers
The Philadelphia 76ers have won five of their last six home games.
They get pissed on for forgetting that they are supposed to be loosing games so we can get the #1 draft pick.
8. Wesley Snipes
Wait, Wesley Snipes still hasn’t been sentenced to jail for tax evasion charges stemming back to 1999?
He gets pissed on for not doing his bid already and making a prison movie when he comes out.
7. Randy Moss
The Tennessee Titans’ slouch has shown dismal performances since being traded from the Minnesota Vikings earlier this season. He gets the business for not handling his business on the field.
6. Die-hard “24” Fans
These three losers watched 86 straights hours of the Fox TV series.
Sure they received $10,000 for their efforts, but it doesn’t allow them to escape being pissed on for being infatuated with the series.
5. Oregon Ducks
Sure its cool that they wear a different football jersey every game, but as a fan do you really want to buy a jersey only for it to be considered old news after a game?
The ducks get pissed on for wearing more jerseys than their mascot does push ups.
4. Low Top Basketball Sneakers
The may work for Kobe Bryant, but I just don’t feel safe in low top basketball sneaks. It’s like doing 90 MPH on the highway with no seat belt.
I’m giving the business to low to ball sneaks for leaving the ankles of thousands of basketball players exposed.
3. R. Kelly
Well isn’t this ironic? The man who thought actually pissing on someone was acceptable is getting a dose of his on medicine. R. Kelly has a new Album coming out titled “Love Letter.” With tracks like “Love Letter Christmas”, “Not Feeling the Love”, “Lost in Love”, and “When a Woman Loves”..he gets pissed on for thinking that if he put the word “Love” in the name of every song we would forget about “Feeling on Your Booty.”
2. Saturday Night Live
Saturday Night Live is one of the most historic television shows. Some of the greatest comedians including Eddie Murphy and John Candy received their start on this show. Too bad SNL can’t relive the glory days and avoid making this week’s list for lack of hilarious material. Don’t believe me?
Things have gotten so bad that they are resorting to putting Robert Deniro in drag.
1. Tom Brady
I’m sorry Tom. I don’t care how cool everyone thinks you are. There is no way you are going to be the male spokesperson for UGG boots and not get pissed on!!
